I was in my advice surgery yesterday morning in a certain branch library in Liverpool.
As usual, one of the staff brought me over a cup of coffee and a few biscuits, to sustain me through the session. Looking over both shoulders and lowering her voice as she handed over the plate she said, "I've given you something very special there today, we have just discovered them, it's a dark chocolate Tunnock's Tea Cake... and it's better than sex!"
I am looking forward to the advertising campaign!!
2 comments:
All I can say is that person cannot have a very stimulating sex life!! (Only joking x)
Perhaps you have to eat one to decide? xx
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